Dating vs marriage jokes

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS (occasionally known as the "Why do I bother to keep my own apartment?

" codicil): Should said relationship progress to the point where the couple spends more than four nights a week together, every effort shall be made to split the time between their respective apartments.

Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there.

First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked.

Further, each party agrees to make known any deep-seated complexes and/or fanatical obsessions with pets, careers, and/or organized sports.

The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.1.

Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere.2.

INDEMNIFICATION OF FRIENDS: Both parties agree to hold the person who arranged the liaison (colloquially referred to as the "matchmaker") blameless in the event that the "fix-up" turns out to be a "real loser" or "psycho bitch".

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